Saturday, January 14, 2012

New Cleaning Lady Mistakenly Polishes Track With Mr Sheen

Sore Bum Injury Shocker After Ladies Cycle

Westdoc were tonight on standby after a suspected 'sore bum' was reported on a participant following the Cunga Saturday morning ladies cycle.

The woman, who has asked to remain nameless, spent the rest of the day recovering in a chair after the ordeal.  She first experienced her saddle "digging in a bit" about 5 kilometres into the cycle.

"I had to get my husband to get a closer look when I got home "the woman told officials before adding "he wasn't too happy about it but confirmed there was definitely some reddening there."
Pic: The offending saddle


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Cunga Cycling Club Is Born

The Cong family is pleased to announce the birth of baby Cunga Cycling Club yesterday evening the 10th January 2012 at approximately 9.30pm.  Proud father of Cunga, David O'Loughlin,  cried tears of happiness at the delivery, principally because he knows he's going to have a few bodies to help him out anymore!
Baby Cunga was immediately whisked away by the nurses, to be tuned and oiled, whilst the family discussed what's to be done in the coming year.
And what a year it promises to be with schedules of events for all levels of bike enthusiasts and a special kids  program, details of which will all soon be announced.
So join the Cunga Cycling Club family today, and enjoy cycling with us the finest most picturesque roads of Cong, the Connemara Hills and far far beyond.  Every new member receives a free customized cycling jersey and exclusive discounts in the Cunga Cycling Shop.  Downloads the forms and Sign Up Here!
Now to wet this babies head!